December 2011
22 posts
An 8 Year Old's Advice on Dating
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Who Is Rabies?
Me (To My Cat Sitting In My Lap): Will you be sad if I love Rabies as much as you?
My Dad (horrified): Who is Rabies?!
Me: The cat in Bali
My Dad (spins in office chair): Seriously?!
Are You Aware?
Tumblr Reader Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous: I love your Tumblr notes.
Me: Aw, thanks! They're so much fun. Quick little one-offs.
Tumblr Reader Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous: But I'm not sure you realize how dorky they make you seem.
Me: Oh, I'm well aware. Believe me. Painfully. Well. Aware. And It isn't just Tumblr. For what it's worth.
